Category : Satire
Beto Drops Out of Race, Vows to Retrieve Guns Lost in Boating Accidents
by Conor Martin
After months of campaigning, Robert Francis O’Rourke has dropped out of the race for President. When asked why, he responded with, “My campaign really just...
Skydiving Business Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Firearms
San Francisco — A Bay area skydiving business has become the latest to ask their customers not to openly carry firearms. Barnhardt’s Skydiving Tours is...
The Case For Marianne Williamson As Press Secretary
by Gary Doan
I genuinely like Marianne Williamson, and would prefer her to any of the major Democratic contenders for President. She provides a form of moral clarity...
What If The 2020 Democratic Candidates Were Michael Scott From The Office? [VIDEO]
by Guest Post
A lot of fuss was made about the large clustered line up of GOP candidates during the 2016 primaries. We all know Trump won in...
Queen Of Hearts Arrests Austin Petersen For Spreading Fake News
WONDERLAND – Founder of The Libertarian Republic Austin Petersen, also former US Senate Candidate and Anne Hathaway’s love interest, has been arrested by order of...
New Momo Challenge Urges Kids To Starve To Death
What began as a viral hoax called The Momo Challenge has taken a very dangerous turn after a copycat has taken it to the next...
White Supremacist Cancels Hate Crime, Fearing It Won’t Be Believed
SAN FRANCISCO – Local white supremacist Claude Burke cancelled plans to commit a hate crime, citing a waning credibility factor. According to Burke, he didn’t...
National Enquirer Extorts Bezos, Gets Bought By Amazon
In an explosive post on Medium, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos accused The National Enquirer of extorting him with nude photos they had obtained. Several hours...