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Beto Drops Out of Race, Vows to Retrieve Guns Lost in Boating Accidents 0
- 2020 Presidential Race, Front Page, Political Comedy, Right to Bear Arms, Satire
- November 1, 2019
After months of campaigning, Robert Francis O’Rourke has dropped out of the race for President. When asked why, he responded with, “My campaign really just wasn’t on the up and up, so I have decided to take my efforts and go completely under. Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under to be exact.” When asked to clarify, Beto said
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Skydiving Business Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Firearms 0
- Front Page, Satire
- September 15, 2019
San Francisco — A Bay area skydiving business has become the latest to ask their customers not to openly carry firearms. Barnhardt’s Skydiving Tours is following the lead of grocery chains such as Walmart, Krogers, and Safeway/Albertsons. Owner Ray Barnhardt called it a common sense move upon announcing his business decision. “If you want to
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The Case For Marianne Williamson As Press Secretary 0
- 2020 Presidential Race, Free Style, Front Page, Satire
- August 22, 2019
I genuinely like Marianne Williamson, and would prefer her to any of the major Democratic contenders for President. She provides a form of moral clarity that’s genuinely authentic and sincerely heartfelt in a way not expressed by any American Presidents since Reagan and Carter. And she does so in a field populated primarily by liars
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What If The 2020 Democratic Candidates Were Michael Scott From The Office? [VIDEO]0
- 2020 Presidential Race, Pop Culture, Satire
- March 22, 2019
A lot of fuss was made about the large clustered line up of GOP candidates during the 2016 primaries. We all know Trump won in the debate war of attrition. Will the 2020 Democrats experience the same fate? Who will survive the attack ads and debate battles? There can be only one winner in the
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Queen Of Hearts Arrests Austin Petersen For Spreading Fake News 0
- Front Page, Satire
- March 2, 2019
WONDERLAND – Founder of The Libertarian Republic Austin Petersen, also former US Senate Candidate and Anne Hathaway’s love interest, has been arrested by order of the Queen of Hearts. Petersen has been formally charged with the high crime of spreading Fake News. The order came following a post from Petersen on Facebook, where he shared
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New Momo Challenge Urges Kids To Starve To Death 0
- Front Page, Satire
- March 1, 2019
What began as a viral hoax called The Momo Challenge has taken a very dangerous turn after a copycat has taken it to the next level. The original hoax stated a character named Momo was popping up in kids YouTube videos and instructing children to commit self harm. The hoax quickly became a paranormal urban
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