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‘Shaun of the Dead’ Creators Make Coronavirus PSA 0
- Front Page, Pop Culture, Satire
- March 19, 2020
via GIPHY Shaun of the Dead creators Simon Pegg And Nick Frost created a parody of their classic scene about social distancing during the global COVID-19 crisis. Whether you have seen this satirical zombie-apocalypse or not it’s a fun film to watch if you’ve found yourself stuck at home. Sometimes humor is a great way
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Beto Drops Out of Race, Vows to Retrieve Guns Lost in Boating Accidents 0
- 2020 Presidential Race, Front Page, Political Comedy, Right to Bear Arms, Satire
- November 1, 2019
After months of campaigning, Robert Francis O’Rourke has dropped out of the race for President. When asked why, he responded with, “My campaign really just wasn’t on the up and up, so I have decided to take my efforts and go completely under. Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under to be exact.” When asked to clarify, Beto said
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Skydiving Business Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Firearms 0
- Front Page, Satire
- September 15, 2019
San Francisco — A Bay area skydiving business has become the latest to ask their customers not to openly carry firearms. Barnhardt’s Skydiving Tours is following the lead of grocery chains such as Walmart, Krogers, and Safeway/Albertsons. Owner Ray Barnhardt called it a common sense move upon announcing his business decision. “If you want to
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The Case For Marianne Williamson As Press Secretary 0
- 2020 Presidential Race, Free Style, Front Page, Satire
- August 22, 2019
I genuinely like Marianne Williamson, and would prefer her to any of the major Democratic contenders for President. She provides a form of moral clarity that’s genuinely authentic and sincerely heartfelt in a way not expressed by any American Presidents since Reagan and Carter. And she does so in a field populated primarily by liars
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What If The 2020 Democratic Candidates Were Michael Scott From The Office? [VIDEO]0
- 2020 Presidential Race, Pop Culture, Satire
- March 22, 2019
A lot of fuss was made about the large clustered line up of GOP candidates during the 2016 primaries. We all know Trump won in the debate war of attrition. Will the 2020 Democrats experience the same fate? Who will survive the attack ads and debate battles? There can be only one winner in the
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Queen Of Hearts Arrests Austin Petersen For Spreading Fake News 0
- Front Page, Satire
- March 2, 2019
WONDERLAND – Founder of The Libertarian Republic Austin Petersen, also former US Senate Candidate and Anne Hathaway’s love interest, has been arrested by order of the Queen of Hearts. Petersen has been formally charged with the high crime of spreading Fake News. The order came following a post from Petersen on Facebook, where he shared
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