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Woman Ends 20 Year Marriage Over Cobra Kai Differences

Los Angeles — A woman has ended her 20 year marriage with her husband over irreconcilable differences related to Cobra Kai.

Cindy Longmont says her husband had never been passionate about film and television, but this series was too important to not be involved in. The looming High School Karate Tournament would be the most important tournament of our lives, she stated.

In preparation for the 4th Season of Cobra Kai, Cindy had her husband Robert begin catching up from the beginning of the series. It was during Season 2, she stated, where things began to go horribly wrong.

Cindy, an enlightened fan of the Miyagi Do Karate Dojo, was horrified when her husband Robert started supporting the Cobra Kai Dojo.

“Robert started laughing at all the cruel and intolerant comments made by Sensei Johnny Lawrence,” Cindy said. “Johnny is a deplorable person… he’s literally Hitler,” she continued. It was inconceivable to her that Robert wouldn’t have been behind Sensei Daniel LaRusso.

Cindy stated in her divorce filings that she no longer recognized Robert, and that he had made an unforgivable decision by supporting the outright bullying, misogyny and intolerance demonstrated by Cobra Kai.

“Robert may not be a bully, but he’s made it clear that bullying isn’t a deal breaker,” Cindy concluded.

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