Woman VS Bear: Two Things Can Be True
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Woman VS Bear: Two Things Can Be True

Last week social media became busy regarding an odd premise. Women began proactively offering that should they be asked the hypothetical question “If you were hiking in the woods, would you rather come across a man or a bear” that they would answer with Bear. Much like finding out someone is a vegan, nobody actually…

Cobra Kai Being Anti-Woke Makes It Refreshing
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Cobra Kai Being Anti-Woke Makes It Refreshing

The most unforgettable television moment of 2020 did not belong to Cobra Kai. In fact, there wasn’t a new season released in 2020. That honor belonged to Ricky Gervais and his no fucks left to give monologue while hosting the Golden Globes.  Gervais infamously lit into Hollywood, mocked them, and called them friends of Jeffrey…

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Woman Ends 20 Year Marriage Over Cobra Kai Differences

Los Angeles — A woman has ended her 20 year marriage with her husband over irreconcilable differences related to Cobra Kai. Cindy Longmont says her husband had never been passionate about film and television, but this series was too important to not be involved in. The looming High School Karate Tournament would be the most…

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5 More Fantastic Tunes to Trigger Feminists

Flip to the B-side of the record! Here comes another list of five more fantastic tunes to trigger those crazy, third-wave feminist psychos.  “Under My Thumb” – The Rolling Stones  This bluesy Rock n’ Roll tune by one of the leading groups of the British Invasion of the mid-1960s is sure to make a blue-haired…

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It’s James Bond, Not Jane Bond: Daniel Craig Says No to Female 007

Actor Daniel Craig will be reprising his role as famed 007 agent James Bond for a fifth and final time next month in the film “No Time to Die, according to The Blaze. The news of Craig’s final appearance as Bond has left people wondering who will be the next person to play the iconic…

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Triggered America: SJW’s Go Loco Over Spanish Language on Black Crayon

Twitter users are going loco over Crayola’s refusal to remove ‘negro’ from the translations on its black Crayon. what is this???? @Crayola we’ve moved on from saying this kind of stuff man pic.twitter.com/ASCld8UPu6 — marissa collide, international woman of mystery (@MarissaCollide) September 7, 2021 @Crayola this is disgusting and unacceptable I have half a mind…

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Tax Me: The Hypocrisy of AOC’s “Tax The Rich” Dress

Democratic representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made quite a few waves with her attendance at her first Met Gala Monday night. The Congresswoman from New York wore a white dress with the words “Tax the Rich” written in large red letters across the back. Rep. @AOC on the #MetGala red carpet in a dress that reads Tax…

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“If I Can Dream”: Elvis’ Cultural Contributions to Civil Rights

“Values are like fingerprints. Nobody’s are the same, but you leave ’em all over everything you do.” – Elvis Presley When you think of Elvis Presley, the phrase “civil libertarian” might be among the last things to come to mind when referencing the legendary “King of Rock ‘n’ Roll.” However, if one were to study…

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Toby Keith’s New Song Should Be a Call to Action for Americans

Country music singer/songwriter Toby Keith released a new song to commemorate America’s 245th birthday entitled “Happy Birthday America”. The lyrics are as follows: Happy birthday America, It’s the 4th of July I get to wake up in your freedom, But sometimes I wonder why Seems like everybody’s pissin’ On the red, white and blue Happy…