Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

#38. Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania is a stupid state, and everybody knows it. They make it so obvious with their stupid quaker hats and their oatmeal. And their liquor laws! Jeez! All liquor stores are STATE RUN! Dafuq is that all about?! Government employees have no idea how to choose good liquors! Also, you can’t even buy more than two packages of beer at a time, unless you’re getting it from an official “beer distributor.” Oh and guess how you become a distributor? You go suck the toes of some bureaucrat to get it!

At least they have a realistic idea of how many women it takes to make a whorehouse. In Pennsylvania, you can have up to 16 women in a house before they magically become prostitutes. Yes, 16 women is just a college kid’s sweet dream but 17 is full blown hookerland. And if you went to that house of ill repute, and got blackout drunk, and you tripped outside and fell on top of a refrigerator, that would be illegal. Because apparently people falling asleep on top of refrigerators is illegal in that stupid state that no one should ever go to.