Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#48. West Virginia

West Virginia, Virginia’s semi-retarded stepbrother. It’s not really a state. Well it sort of is, but why would you want to go there? You can get fined for swearing in public. F*** that! At least it’s not as bad as Tennessee, because it’s actually legal here to take roadkill home for supper, so they’ve got that going for them. And if you killed the animal while having sex with it, you’re good as long as the animal was under 40 pounds. That’s correct. You can legally mate with an animal as long as it’s under 40 pounds.

Also, it’s illegal to whistle underwater, which is dumb, because people who do something like that deserve to drown.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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