Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#21. Massachusetts

I hate Massachusetts. Mostly because that stupid name is so hard to spell. But also because of their stupid laws! You can’t give beer to hospital patients! What the hell? If I’m dying in Massachusetts, please for the love of all that is holy take me somewhere I can drink beer before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

And apparently it’s legal for children to smoke, they just can’t buy cigarettes. What the hell? And if the kid’s dying in a hospital from lung cancer, can they at least have a beer? No? Screw you Massachusetts, you suck so bad. Apparently you can’t eat any more than three sandwiches at the dead kid’s funeral either. That’s illegal. That’s idiotic. I hate you Massachusetts. Go to hell.

Also, bullets can’t be used as currency, which is fine. I’ll just use them to kill myself if I ever find myself in your hellhole of a state.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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