Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#26. Montana

In Montana, it’s a crime to pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor. I guess that’s pretty dumb because who doesn’t love freaking out little kids by pretending to beat up their dog? That’s hilarious! Then you can be all like “oh see, I didn’t hurt him!” But if a cop saw you doing that you’d get arrested. And I guess freaking weirdos who do that kind of stuff probably should be. Still, it’s pretty durned hilarious.

You know what else is crazy about the laws in Montana? It’s illegal to have sex in any other position than missionary. Yes, that is an explicitly stated law. Wow. Apparently no one in Montana is having any fun. Thankfully, it’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail, so if she did and found out by correspondence with his mistress that they were doing it doggy style, she probably wouldn’t report him, or risk jail herself.

Also, seven or more Native Americans constitutions a raiding party and it’s legal to shoot them.

Fun stuff Montana. We’ll just not go there.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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