Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

#31. New Mexico

In New Mexico, it’s ok to be naked, as long as the male genitalia are covered. That’s so freaking rude. And it gets worse! It’s legal to be naked in New Mexico, except for the male genitalia… and except for women’s nipples. So wait… it’s legal to be naked, but you can’t be a topless woman, and you can’t be a dude with no pants. Remind me not to go to New Mexico.

Also, New Mexico once ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit” material to be removed from Romeo and Juliet. Oh, New Mexican prudes… wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

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