Colorado has some dumb laws, but apparently not as many as other states. We heart you Colorado. But still, you do have some sucky, stupid laws. Apparently you can’t mutilate rocks in a state park. Oooookay… not sure what the hell that means. Also, it’s illegal to ride horses while drunk. So if you’re riding a horse through a state park, and you drunkenly mutilate any rocks then you’re in big trouble mister!
Also, throwing missiles at cars is illegal, so don’t do it.