Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#9. Florida

Oh Florida, we know you have a lot of crazy sh** going on all the time down there. You are legendary in stupidity for all the nutty headlines of people doing weird stuff down there. It’s no surprise that when we looked up your legal system that we found a plethora of stupid laws that match your turgid reputation.

In Florida, it’s illegal for unmarried couple to commit lewd acts and live together in the same residence. At first when I read that I thought about all the lewd acts I have committed in Florida while being unmarried, but then I remembered I was safe because we didn’t live together. Unfortunately, if any of my mistakes in Florida had resulted in a pregnancy 9 months later, it’s illegal to sell those children. WTF Florida? It’s illegal to sell your children? What kind of free market is that?!

Also, oral sex is illegal and so is kissing your wife’s breasts. Florida… GTFO!

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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