Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#46. Virginia

Once I got a ticket in Virginia because I had a radar detector, which was really stupid because it didn’t even help me get out of the speeding ticket I got on top of having a radar detector. Those things are useless, and in Virginia they’re also illegal!

I hate Virginia for lots of reasons. The fact that it’s illegal to tickle women is just one of them. They also have the government monopoly on liquor sales, which sucks because I can’t find any good gin like Damrak. The bureaucrats have no idea what good alcohol is so if we live in Northern Virginia we just head to the land of freedom… the District of Columbia where the state doesn’t sell the liquor and they have a good selection.

Virginia also has a law that makes it illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Because politicians suck that’s why. Good thing no one follows the law.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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