Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

#40. South Carolina

Land of Lindsey Graham. You all need to apologize to the rest of the country just for that alone. If Lindsey Graham were our wife, we’d beat the hell out of him, just not on Sundays at the court house, because that’s illegal.

You know what else is illegal in South Carolina? Selling musical instruments on Sunday. You also have to be 18 to play pinball, because apparently they were all freaked out that pinball was corrupting the youth. This was before violent video games were corrupting youth, and before pool tables and dance halls were corrupting our youth. Oh and speaking of dance halls, those aren’t allowed to be open on Sunday. The Big Guy Up There doesn’t approve of dancing on Sundays, so the government needs to make sure there ain’t any watussie or mashed potatoes gittin’ smashed on the Sabbath.

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