Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#5. California

In Hollywood, California don’t you dare photograph a child under the age of one month without a pediatrician’s permission. Cameras steal baby’s souls at that tender age… or maybe pediatricians like getting paid for BS reasons? Who knows.

Also, if you’re ever under attack from a bear or a bobcat while traipsing up Runyon Canyon, don’t let your dog pursue them for too long. If your dog saves you from a bear attack, letting your dog chase the bear for an extended period of time is against the law. Attack bears didn’t do nuffin wrong.

Also, don’t even think about throwing a frisbee on a beach in Los Angeles without the lifeguard’s permission. That’s a crime!

And here’s another WTF law, apparently no vehicle without a driver can exceed 60 mph. So if you’re dumping a body in a trunk, make sure the rock you set on the accelerator won’t let the car get up over 60 mph before it drives over the cliff and destroys the evidence of your crime. If the driverless car goes over 60 mph then you’re breaking the law.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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