Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#44. Utah

There’s a lot to hate about Utah’s dumb laws. But the fact that it’s illegal to set off a nuclear weapon is number one. I mean, why the hell not? Where else are we going to test our private nuclear weapons if not the barren, lifeless state of Utah?

Apparently it’s also illegal NOT to drink milk, which is kind of weird. Must be some kind of strange superstition. And speaking of superstitions, it’s actually a freaking FELONY for people to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. See, this problem is all because of the roads. Without government built roads, who would be prosecuted for stepping on the cracks in them?

You know what else is pretty stupid about Utah? In mormon-land, a husband is responsible for any crime his wife commits while in his presence. Now THAT is some weird kind of BS.

 

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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