Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#47. Washington

Nobody likes Washington, but here are some good reasons why. In Washington, you can’t use x-rays to fit shoes. Yes, I get it, they used to pour terrifying amounts of radiation into people’s feet with those crazy devices back in the day, but that is just a dumb law. I don’t need government to tell me not to zap my feet with harmful radiation, thank you.

Also, Washington sucks because it’s illegal to harass Bigfoot. Yes, it’s a felony crime to harass, tease, or otherwise mess with a Sasquatch. Some politician was paid at taxpayer expense to write that law and pass it. I need a beer and a woman. Where can I get a girl in Washington? How about the Maple Lane School for girls? Wait… it’s a crime to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls? What the hell!?!? I thought this was America!!?! I was just going to go up to them and lie to them and tell them my daddy’s rich so I can get some. Wait… what do you mean it’s illegal to lie to a girl and say my dad is rich?! How are we poor guys supposed to get any with laws like that on the books?!

 

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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