Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#43. Texas

In stupid Texas it’s illegal for anyone to hold public office unless they acknowledge a supreme being. Hey Texas, acknowledge the supreme being in my pants, why don’t you?

Texas kills a lot of people on death row. They claim to be some kind of free market utopia, but isn’t it funny how they’re all “an eye for an eye,” but if you try and SELL that eye, that’s illegal!

Also, if you don’t think Texas sucks, did you know that it’s illegal to sell the Encyclopedia Brittanica there? Know why? Because it contains a recipe for making beer. And it’s also illegal to take more than three sips of beer while standing up. It’s also illegal to own more than six sex toys. Not so free now are you Texans? Lone Star State? More like Lone Star Sucks!

 

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

Leave a Comment