Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

by Austin Petersen

#49. Wisconsin

I wanted to like Wisconsin, I really did. But then I read that it was illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese, and I am afraid I have to quit you. I understand you have a cheesy corporate oligarchy in the state, but forcing me to have cheese with my apple pie is really just total tyranny. If I want cheese, I will order it myself. And yes, you need a license to make cheese, which is really dangerous because I am producing Fromunda every day that I go without showering. Oh and don’t even think about making Limburger cheese. You are required to have a master cheese maker’s license for that.

Also, it’s illegal to kiss on a train, or for a woman to cut her hair. There are more like this folks. It’s just bad there. It’s bad in Wisconsin. Don’t go. Just order the cheese and have it shipped to you from far away.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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