Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

#32. New York

New York sucks, and everybody knows this. The laws are numerous, the governors and mayors are tyrants. It’s so bad that it will make you want to kill yourself. But don’t kill yourself by jumping off of one of those skyscrapers, because the punishment for doing so is death. So if you survive, they’ll kill you.

And if you thought that was dumb, how about the fact that you can be fined $25 for flirting? That’s redonk! New York has the hottest girls in the country, and they’re going to cost you an arm and a leg anyway, but if you flirt with them you’ll owe the government $25. Oh well, that’s like the cost of a cosmo in Manhattan.

Luckily, there are some good things about New York. It’s legal for women to go topless in public… but if they’re getting paid for it… IT’S ILLEGAL!