Here Are The Top Dumbest Laws In All The 50 States

#20. Maryland

Oh Maryland, how we hate you. You have made oral sex a crime. No one wants to go down on a Marylander anyway, so it’s not like this affects anybody. On a positive note however, it’s illegal to wear a sleeveless shirt in a public park. That’s probably not such a bad law. Still, this is just another reason why nobody likes Maryland. Just drive through and keep going until you get to Virginia, where you can give some sweet, sweet brain. Did I mention I live in Virginia?