Dear United States Government: Stimulate This.
Earlier this week, Congress shat out a grotesque log of legislation so smelly that it temporarily unified the left and right in horrified disgust. If...
Santa Claus: Who Needs Him?
“My life is a lie! Somebody’s gotta get stabbed!” -Frank Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Disclaimer 1: I do not have children. After you...
Earth: Sh*thole Planet of the “Galactic Federation”
“News” broke this week that not only do aliens allegedly exist, but they’ve been in contact with American and Israeli authorities. (Why America and Israel?...
Potpourri of Liberty: The Many Weird and (Mostly) Wonderful Flavors of Freedom
Love is a many-splendored thing. So is the liberty movement. As discussed in a few previous pieces, libertarians aren’t a huge percentage of the United...
Fail to the Chief: The Least Offensive Presidents
Last week, I presented a list of what I consider to be America’s worst presidents. It pleased virtually no one. Not to be outdone, this...
Fail to the Chief: The Worst Presidents
The night before the election, Libertarian Party presidential nominee Jo Jorgensen tweeted that, in her opinion, neither Donald Trump nor Barack Obama was the worst...
Let Freedom Ring: The Ultimate List of Libertarian Songs
I thought I would take a break from politics for a bit, as this election cycle has beaten all of us down. I was tempted...
2020: An Electoral Odyssey
FADE IN NEVADA SECRETARY OF STATE’S OFFICE – LATE AFTERNOON DAVE BOWMAN and HAL 9000 are having a disagreement that will end badly. DAVE BOWMAN...
A Beginner’s Guide to Sh*tvoting
The internet is a big, wild, (sometimes) wonderful place. Those of us who spend a lot of time here end up having our own vocabulary....
Out of the Mouths of Babes: Big Government Gets It Done
“When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man,...