Fail to the Chief: The Least Offensive Presidents
Last week, I presented a list of what I consider to be America’s worst presidents. It pleased virtually no one. Not to be outdone, this...
Fail to the Chief: The Worst Presidents
The night before the election, Libertarian Party presidential nominee Jo Jorgensen tweeted that, in her opinion, neither Donald Trump nor Barack Obama was the worst...
Let Freedom Ring: The Ultimate List of Libertarian Songs
I thought I would take a break from politics for a bit, as this election cycle has beaten all of us down. I was tempted...
2020: An Electoral Odyssey
FADE IN NEVADA SECRETARY OF STATE’S OFFICE – LATE AFTERNOON DAVE BOWMAN and HAL 9000 are having a disagreement that will end badly. DAVE BOWMAN...
A Beginner’s Guide to Sh*tvoting
The internet is a big, wild, (sometimes) wonderful place. Those of us who spend a lot of time here end up having our own vocabulary....
Out of the Mouths of Babes: Big Government Gets It Done
“When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man,...
I don’t give a rat’s ass about “social issues.” And neither should you.
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” -H.L. Mencken Libertarians are sometimes described as being “conservative on economic issues” and “liberal on...
How to Feed Your Brain (and avoid brain farts)
“A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.” -Mark Twain (apocryphal) I’m not saying that I’m a voracious reader, but...
I’m Not a rEaL LibErtAriAN (and neither are you).
“When two men always agree, one of them is unnecessary.” -William Wrigley, Jr. As noted in a prior piece, libertarians have a nasty habit of...
Autumn is the Best Season. Fight Me.
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby” Autumn is the best season. If...