Yes, Virginia, The Federal Government is the Real Santa Claus
The Christmas season is a time of giving. Young children sit on Santa’s knee and provide him with a list of presents for under the...
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Santa Claus: Who Needs Him?
“My life is a lie! Somebody’s gotta get stabbed!” -Frank Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Disclaimer 1: I do not have children. After you...
Pete Buttigieg’s Not-So-Merry Christmas Tweet
On Christmas morning, Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg wished everyone a Merry Christmas in a politically loaded tweet. With over 9,000 comments, it was the...
Fear And Loathing In A Mall Santa Uniform
by Guest Post
James Bovard When I moved from the mountains of Virginia to Boston in 1977, it was just like the Beverly Hillbillies going to California except I...
Fighting Loneliness During the Holidays
by Guest Post
As I read through a recent Pew Research Center report detailing America’s dreary numbers regarding single-parent households, I came to a section on aging and living alone....
The Five Worst Christmas Songs (And Scathing Rebuttals)
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Listen up kid, you could have starred in your own feel-good Original Hallmark Movie about saving your parents’ marriage...
How to Avoid the Dead-Weight Loss of Christmas
by Guest Post
With the Christmas season again upon us, recall the old adage that holds that it is better to give than to receive. The problem, though,...
John Legend’s ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Cover Features The Line ‘It’s Your Body, And Your Choice’
by Guest Post
Mary Margaret Olohan Singer John Legend will release a rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” this Christmas featuring the line, “It’s your body, and your...
The Swamp’s Christmas Surprise
by Conor Martin
Many officials in the United States government were surprised when they woke this morning to find coal in their Christmas stockings. The Libertarian Republic has...
Government Shutdown Won’t Stop NORAD’s Santa Tracker
by Guest Post
Molly Prince on December 22, 2018 The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) will continue its more than 60-year-old tradition of tracking Santa Claus as he...