SAN FRANCISCO – Local white supremacist Claude Burke cancelled plans to commit a hate crime, citing a waning credibility factor. According to Burke, he didn’t have confidence that the heinous act he was planning to commit would be believable in a time when the left keeps staging fake crimes against themselves for attention. Claude wrote…
A post on Facebook has started to go viral from Randall Thom, a husky breeder whose husky Named Donald J Trump was shot to death by a neighbor. Thom is a husky breeder from Minnesota, who previously had donated a husky to serve as a service animal, along with a $500 PetSmart gift card to…
I get it. Circumcision is a controversial subject from a number of angles. All angles are valid… except that of a man who is content being circumcised, apparently. This crusade seems to be largely championed by women who feel they should have a say over the cosmetology of my penis, or should be able to…
Mars may be a cold and lonely planet, but things appear to be heating up with some hot romance. A very risque Twitter exchange between the planet Mars and Space-X founder Elon Musk unfolded on Twitter. The exchange began when Twitter user @laineyjanelle tweeted that she wanted to move to Mars because there are no…
In an explosive post on Medium, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos accused The National Enquirer of extorting him with nude photos they had obtained. Several hours after the post, Amazon announced that they would be acquiring The National Enquirer. Amazon revealed that their board of directors unanimously approved the buyout, with the aim of merging The…
The Huffington Post recently eliminated their entire Opinion section and laid off the staff. Shortly before the layoffs were announced, HuffPo Opinion Editor Chloe Angyal boasted about the section’s accomplishments. Accomplishments like writing about Harry Potter memes, and drawing #Resist inspiration from the fictional sorceress (is there another kind?), Hermione Granger. HuffPo’s parent company Verizon…
The idea of a Libertarian voting for Trump in 2016 perplexed me. In hindsight, it still does. After all, then candidate Trump endorsed Single Payer Healthcare on an episode of 60 Minutes. In his book The America We Deserve, Trump endorsed “Assault Rifle” bans and extended waiting periods for other firearms. I was opposed to…
Both NPR News and former President Barack Obama appear to follow a few interesting choice Twitter accounts. Fleshjack, a gay sex toy manufacturer as well as an account called StudJulian are both followed by the news outlet and the former President. It’s unclear why they would be following these accounts, or if they were previously…
On the website change.org, a petition has surfaced requesting that MAGA Kid Nicholas Sandmann allows President Donald Trump to punch him in the face. The petition comes as the President plans to meet with the students from Kentucky Covington High School who were grossly misportrayed by the media. The focus of the petition is on…
Nathan Phillips, the Native American protester who was at the center of the viral Covington MAGA Kids controversy, has made a number of claims, and even doubled down on them. However, these are claims that don’t appear to hold up to any level of scrutiny outside of the deceptively cropped video he wanted you see….