Top 10 Hottest Libertarian Pickup Lines

By: Laura Meyers

1. You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!

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2. Let me show you how inflation works.

3. Now those are some tangible assets!

4. You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about some horizontal integration?

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5. Are you my ACA penalty? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you.

6. Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.

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7. You’re my favorite kind of moral hazard.

8. I only practice the nonaggression principle outside the bedroom.

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9. I’m not Keynesing you. I really want to liberate your Hayek and Rothbard your Mises.

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10. Is that a stimulus package in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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