7 Crazy Things Progressives Blame on Climate Change

By: Laura Meyers

The problem with progressives having mouths is that sometimes they open. And when they do, they blame you and everyone else for the amount of CO2 inside of it. They want you to ride your bike to work, shut down your factory, and stop eating beef so the cows will stop pooping big CO2 bubbles; all in an effort to combat the war of the worlds- climate change. Here are 7 of the craziest things progressives say are or will be the result of climate change:

1. HIV/AIDS

An article published by Yale’s college newspaper suggests that global warming increases the number of people affected by HIV/AIDS, and those affected may see major changes in the intensity of the virus. This is what people pay $45,800 a year to learn. We never said “prestigious” meant “smart.”