The Ex Girlfriend Political Spectrum Guide

Anarchy Amanda

“I love you! Let’s rob a bank!”

Somehow you escaped Fascist Sarah and years later you just assume you going to just stick to short term girlfriends who you know won’t wanna move in or change you. This is where you meet Anarchy Amanda; you thought she was fun and could hang with the bros but this chick is getting drunk and attacking cops, snorting a line of cocaine inside of a car she stole and yelling “no one can control me!” as she is trampled by the SWAT team. Anarchy Amanda ends up going to prison and you end up single again.