The Ex Girlfriend Political Spectrum Guide

Conservative Clair

“It’s ok that you didn’t want to go to church with me on Sunday, now I know which one of us is going to Hell”

This was the girl you thought you could bring home, she was nice, quiet, and knew how to act like a lady. Almost the perfect woman, but she couldn’t contain your libertarian soul for rock n’ roll and eventually your off the wall energy just wore her out and she decided to move onto Conservative Carl, because with Carl she’ll know that when he is in the work shed he’s fixing something, instead of you trying to build a doomsday bunker. Maybe a little more traditional and reserved than you are, Conservative Clair will still text you now and again on holidays, say hello to your mom with a smile out in public, but begins to hate you because of the girl she sees hanging on your arm, which brings us to…