#4. Crocs
If you wear this, then good for you. However, you still look ridiculous and I don’t care how comfortable they are. Colors range from bright orange or camo to animated characters, but there is no color combo for your dignity. Crocs have expanded way faster than I would have thought. I guess beauty doesn’t come before pain.
Only a capitalist could put lipstick on a pig and call it crocs. Well played, capitalism…well played.
