#10. The dimple maker
In capitalist America, we recognize that people have a weird fetish for looking amazing. Want bigger tits? A smaller nose? A tighter face? No problem! Yet, we always one-up ourselves because that’s what capitalism and freedom are about. If you have a desperate desire for dimples (#alliteration), you can have that too!
Someone literally spent hours of their time…inventing a machine…that gives you dimples without surgery. I’m smilin’ just thinkin’ about it.