Hot Or Not? We Rate The Top 2016 Hopeful’s Sex Appeal on a Scale of 1-10

Rick Santorum: 1/10

Let’s be honest, this schmuck isn’t really a “top” hopeful, but he’s got such a distinctive look that he needed to be included. His solid set of front teeth and awkward grin say I’ll look nice on money one day.

Santorum almost looks like he could be related to Scott Walker. But, if that guy was goofy, Santorum is Walker-at-age-12 on caffeine pills running for class representative.

There is also a certain frothy look to him. Maybe it’s the fluffy hair and politics…