Hot Or Not? We Rate The Top 2016 Hopeful’s Sex Appeal on a Scale of 1-10

Rand Paul: 10/10

This is one fine specimen. His cute, curly hair says I’m electable, and will not only be the best president in history, but also the sexiest.

Unlike his pretty-boy competitor, Marco Rubio, Rand’s look has zest. From his dimple, to his hair, to his sleek outfits, Rand is different, and so is his policy. He stands out.

During his filibuster of the Patriot Act, Rand passionately explained that “You don’t know who the next group is that’s unpopular. The Bill of Rights isn’t for the prom queen. The Bill of Rights isn’t for the high school quarterback. The Bill of Rights is for the least among us. The Bill of Rights is for minorities. The Bill of Rights is for those who have minority opinions.”

Rand is a shorty. A little bit nerdy looking. He is relatable, he is real, and he is a defender of every American (even those who couldn’t make the football team). It’s all right there in his face!