Hot Or Not? We Rate The Top 2016 Hopeful’s Sex Appeal on a Scale of 1-10

Bernie Sanders: 1/10

This dude is just pretty crazy looking. His eyes and hair strongly resemble the cartoon of a mad scientist, and suggest he will go on a shooting spree when he eventually realizes redistribution of wealth doesn’t work.

Okie dokie, Bernie. You go ahead and “applaud the people of Greece” for stubbornly and blindly holding onto socialism. Your words match the wacky level of your face. There is a reason Hillary doesn’t take you seriously.