Hot Or Not? We Rate The Top 2016 Hopeful’s Sex Appeal on a Scale of 1-10

Jeb Bush: 3/10

White guy, exclamation point. His baby fat indicates he will forever be in the shadow of his handsome big brother.

Yes, Baby Bush. You’re establishment. You look it, and we see it. Maybe if you dyed your hair purple people would be able to see something other than your dried-up family name. That would be cool…