Hot Or Not? We Rate The Top 2016 Hopeful’s Sex Appeal on a Scale of 1-10

Marco Rubio: 8/10

Rubio is a decent looking guy. His general appearance says I will still have hair eight years from now, pick me!

His clean-cut, basic (but kissable) bitchy outside suggests a vapid (but likeable) inside. Sadly, his high rating doesn’t translate to policy. No matter how pretty, basic bitches don’t make good Presidents.

Marco, you should stick to taking pictures and kissing babies with that beautiful face.