5. Music. Justin Bieber is a Millennial. Kurt Cobain was Generation X. Enough said. It’s important to state that Millennials aren’t all bad. They really are focused on changing the world, even though most of them think they’re doing it one tweet at a time, somehow. A new poll showed that 23% of Millennials…
by Kitty Testa If you look back at all the news of 2018, it seems as if everything centered around Trump’s tweets and Russia! Russia! Russia! The news cycles spun so fast that it was hard to remember what happened the week before. We moved from one hysteria to another as the never-Trumpers kept warning…
by Blake Neff Harvard University canceled the rest of the men’s soccer season due to a scandal over players rating the attractiveness of members of the women’s soccer team. Last week, The Harvard Crimson published a report exposing the annual tradition of men’s soccer players producing a “scouting report” on the women’s team. A nine-page report…
By R. Brownell I’ve seen a lot of trippy stuff in my life, I’ve seen a man walk around my college campus dressed as a wizard, casting spells on people who walked by. I also saw a man once snort cocaine off a filthy Metro seat in DC and then ask me and everyone in…
Prince Harry’s new job title caused a wave of hilarity to ensue with Japanese Twitter users. The title at his company BetterUp, a health and wellness company, has been designated as the Chief Impact Officer. Or CHIMPO for short. CHIMPO is the Japanese word for penis. An article from Page Six wrote: “Prince Harry is…
by Phillip Stucky Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton launched a new ad campaign Monday that mirrors the notorious Johnson “Daisy” ad that promised nuclear annihilation should his challenger be elected to the White House. Johnson’s 1964 attack ad showed a little girl picking flower petals, and then she looks up as a man counts down to…
