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By Juliegrace Brufke Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer trolled Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Monday by sending him a modified 2009 letter originally sent to then-Majority Leader Harry Reid about confirmation hearings. The letter in question called on Reid to conduct a full ethics review of then-President-elect Barack Obama’s cabinet appointees before hearings take place. Our…
Teen Arrested For Setting Up DUI Checkpoint… While Drunk
By: Laura Meyers A 19-year-old dumbass was arrested last week for pretending to be a Pennsylvania state trooper and setting up a drunk-driving checkpoint- complete with road flares, a pair of handcuffs, pistol, and portable police scanner… while drunk. You gotta give him props for being a highly functional drunk, though. Troopers say the suspect,…
Stoner Calls Police “Too High” On Marijuana, Found in Pile of Doritos
By: Laura Meyers The other day, a lonely stoner took one hit too many. He was so baked he was burnt around the edges. An hour after 4:20 p.m., an Ohio man called police because he was “too high” on some dank marijuana. Is that a thing? When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom…
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Whither Goest a Post-Trump GOP? Let Me Count 5 Ways.
Now that the Republicans have officially lost the presidency and the U.S. Senate, a big question making the rounds is: “What will the post-Trump Republican Party look like?” I see five possible ways it might all play out: Trump 2: Keep America Greaterer Again! The question itself is inherently faulty, because it assumes Donald Trump…
The 7 Reasons I Quit Being a Libertarian
#6. I have an irrational fear of guns. I have no idea how libertarians can be such psychotic second amendment worshippers. People are getting killed every day and they don’t seem to care. This was another part of the libertarian party meetings that shocked me: some people open carried their weapons! I had to get…


