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by Josh Guckert Early Monday, William Jacob Adamson, a 47-year-old man from Bangor, Maine, awoke from a 3-year coma. The doctors present said the recovery was nothing short of a miracle. After finding out the year and date, he quickly became intrigued. Even before seeing his friends and family, Adamson, a devout libertarian, inquired to the…
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US Covid Response Was a Totally Predictable Sh*tshow. And the Right Thing To Do.
Some critics of libertarianism have used the COVID-19 crisis as a “gotcha” or a “checkmate” to discredit the movement. The logic, as I understand it, is that this situation absolutely requires a strong government response, and libertarians would be unable or unwilling to provide such. News flash: our various levels of government aren’t libertarian, many…
The Wonderful World Of Lindsey Graham In 8 Quotes
8. Bottoms Up America “That’s the first thing I’m going to do as president: We’re gonna drink more.”


