Political Comedy

The 7 Reasons I Quit Being a Libertarian

#1. Homophobic bakers turned me off to private property.

I believe it’s self-evident, just like in the Declaration of Independence, that everyone has the right to have their cake and eat it too. Libertarians are such extremists when it comes to private property, that they want to give homophobes and racists the right to be homophobic and racist on their own property. Liberals know there are only some behaviors that shouldn’t be allowed on private property. (Generally speaking, a liberal’s private property is much more in line with actual justice, so no one should interfere there.)

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