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Uncovered E-Mails Reveal Hillary Clinton Is “Secretly A Libertarian”

By Lina Bryce

Washington – While news of Hillary Clinton wiping her server clean is causing a media frenzy, investigators say that were able to uncover several emails addressed to a Wellesley College friend from Hillary’s personal account. Although these emails do not reveal anything of real substance to satisfy the investigation, it has left many to wonder if Hillary’s politics over the years have all been a clever ruse to seize power… and then give it away.

In email correspondences dating back from 2013, Clinton confided in her college roommate, Judith Lake.

The emails originated from Clinton’s personal Yahoo email account where investigators were able to retrieve from deleted folders:

From: [email protected]                                                                                                            January 29, 2013 9:55 am
To: [email protected]
Subject:Benghazi
Judy, thank you so much for your kind words of support. I don’t know what I would do without your wisdom. This Benghazi shit is a real bitch and that Trey Gowdy is a bigger one! He’s been a real big pain in my ass from day one! I still think he looks like a fking cockatoo.
I mean, what difference does it make anyway? They just hate strong women. You know how it is.
Thanks again, and I sent you a “Ready For Hillary” bumper sticker for shits and giggles!  Too soon?
Hugs!
-H.

A month later, another email sent to Lake from Clinton’s same account. Peppered with profanity, it appears Hillary is criticizing not only President Obama, but the Democratic platform as well.

From:  [email protected]                                                                                                         February 12, 2013 10:55 pm
To: [email protected]
Subject: Can you believe this guy?
Un-freakin-believable!
President Barack Obama proposes policies that make things worse for the economy and worse for Americans. It should have been me, (ha, ha, ha) but let’s not even go there!
He’s blithering on about higher government spending, more government debt, costly foreign conflicts, more rules and regulations, higher taxes and more assaults on our freedom. I’m exhausted already! Maybe if we did less, we wouldn’t have to spend so much time in these stuffy offices! And, by the way, didn’t the last douche bag do the same exact thing? What are we, neocons now?!
I know what you’re thinking. I’m sounding a little libertarian. Maybe I am secretly a libertarian?! Hell! They’re better at breaking republicans’ balls than most democrats I know, including myself! I also agree with them on gay marriage, civil liberties, and ending the War on Drugs. I watched a video from this Youtube channel called “Learn Liberty” and I realized that socialism actually doesn’t work. You need to check out some of them. I always thought of myself as a bleeding heart liberal, and someone sent me this website called Bleeding Heart Libertarians, and I am HOOKED! PLEASE bookmark and read their columns. GREAT primer on free markets and social justice.
Ugh! I have to go — can’t watch these things anymore without being reminded of that bitch-whore, Lewinsky.
So tempted to Tweet a photo of the dress on #TBT. LMFAO! Can you imagine the look on Bill’s face if I did?!
Talk soon and let’s do lunch!
-H.

Although Clinton was not available for comment, Fox 25 News was able to catch up with Judy Lake at her residence in Hopkinton, Mass.

“I have nothing to say to you,” Lake told the reporter. Lake yelled, “Now please leave the premises!” and slammed the door.

According to the Fox affiliate in Boston, the reporter did notice a “Ready For Hillary” Bumper sticker on the back of a white Range Rover parked in the driveway at Lake’s residence.

Investigators admit to uncovering additional emails from Clinton’s personal account that they have not made available to the public.

We will be following up on this story as it develops.

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