Top 7 Most Insane Hillary Clinton Quotes
6. “If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!”
6. “If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!”
Many officials in the United States government were surprised when they woke this morning to find coal in their Christmas stockings. The Libertarian Republic has received some leaks from the families and staff of some officials, representatives, and senators, including immediate reactions and comments. Rumor has it Lindsey Graham claimed, “This is a direct attack…
by Josh Guckert On Thursday afternoon, “Gary Johnson” began trending on Twitter. This appears to have stemmed from an article from Mother Jones. The piece by Jeremy Schulman entitled “Gary Johnson Wants to Ignore Climate Change Because the Sun Will Destroy the Earth One Day” and subtitled with “Attention, millennials…” seems only the latest attempt by…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Phillip Stucky Stat News published an article Tuesday that accuses President Donald Trump of mental decline, despite the fact that none of the experts referenced in the article agreed with the premise. Senior Science writer Sharon Begley asserted that the president currently has a different speaking style than he had during…
#6. “Taxes, after all, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.” Paraphrasing from Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes in a 1936 address in Massachusetts, Roosevelt spouts one of the most common fallacies in modern liberal thought: that there is “greatness” and “patriotism” in taxation. This belief…
6. Cigars As the cast of the Johnny Rocket Launchpad will tell you, smoking is F#$%ing cool. Whether you’re a chain smoker or just appreciate a celebratory puff, nothing adds an extra sense of pride to a memorable moment than a memorable cigar. Whether you spent a million bucks or a fistful of dollars on a gas station…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Kevin Daley Politico’s Ben Schreckinger has the latest embarrassingly effusive installment of the judicial press’s Ruth Bader Ginsburg fetish — the 27-year-old claims he could not handle the workout tailored for the 83-year-old justice. Schreckinger arranged one session with Justice Ginsburg’s personal trainer, Bryant Johnson, an Army reservist who…
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