The Ex Girlfriend Political Spectrum Guide
Fascist Sarah
“You don’t want another black eye? Don’t leave the toilet seat up again!”
You were drawn to Fascist Sarah because you needed a dominant partner in your next relationship because Libertarian Alexandra left you in shambles. Fascist Sarah will make out with you whenever but now your friends are blocked from your life, you’re eating stuff you hate and she has thrown out everything about you she dislikes. Don’t break up with Fascist Sarah though, if you try and sit her down for a “talk” and she will straight up murder you.
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