The 10 Most Common Types of Libertarian

7. Troll

This person might live in their parents’ basement, or better yet, they’ll proudly announce they don’t, like a substandard achievement of quasi-self-reliance is enough to qualify them to accuse everybody else of being statists. You’ll find this person on Facebook or YouTube threads, and they love to scream about “government thugs with guns!”. They generally have no patience in explaining *why* taxation is robbery, they simply assume if you don’t immediately agree, you’re definitely a statist, so prepare to be trolled. You likely won’t encounter this type out at conferences, which is helpful, but remember to try to ignore them online – someday they might possibly amount to something productive if they don’t get the attention they seek.