Okay, he’s a little dumpy. Pork barrel candidate, perhaps? Expect tax cuts on everything except junk food?
His face suggests he might say something really dumb, like, We’re going to look back on [not extending the Patriot Act], and [Rand Paul] should be in front of hearings in front of Congress if there’s another attack. Oh, wait… that was a real quote. I guess the stupid is more than just appearance for our boy, Chris. I mean, blaming his clearly more attractive competitor Rand for the next terrorist attack? You need a Snickers, Chris.
Still, he has more swag than much of his competition. Sorta like an aggressive teddy bear, at least he isn’t boring.
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