By: Laura Meyers Critics are scrutinizing mixed martial arts (MMA) competitor Fallon Fox, after the transgender fighter gave her opponent a concussion and broke her eye socket. Fox defeated her opponent, Tamikka Brents, by TKO at 2:17 of the first round of their match. Brent’s eye injury resulted in a damaged orbital bone that required seven staples. In…
By: Laura Meyers Mike Rowe made a Facebook post about his encounter with the youngest, savviest, cutest, most debonaire entrepreneur ever. It was a negotiation from the start. Alexander wanted to sell me a cup of fresh-squeezed lemonade for $1. I wanted to pay 50 cents. So we haggled. I argued the key ingredient – water…
By: Laura Meyers New York police commissioner, Bill Bratton, said it is difficult to find would-be, black police officer recruits because so many have criminal records. In an interview, Bratton said, ““We have a significant population gap among African-American males because so many of them have spent time in jail and, as such, we can’t…
By: Laura Meyers In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, discussing the release of his new book, Duck Dynasty’s baby brother, Jep Robertson, talks the times he was molested by an older female student when he was in grade school. “I was 6 and it was on a school bus and it was an older girl,” Jep said….
By: Laura Meyers A 19-year-old dumbass was arrested last week for pretending to be a Pennsylvania state trooper and setting up a drunk-driving checkpoint- complete with road flares, a pair of handcuffs, pistol, and portable police scanner… while drunk. You gotta give him props for being a highly functional drunk, though. Troopers say the suspect,…
By: Laura Meyers Soon after the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) failed a security test, allowing a fake bomb to pass through, an audit recently revealed that the administration also failed to flag 73 commercial airport employees who were “linked to terrorism.” Maybe they just need more funding? According to TSA data, the people in question were working…
By: Laura Meyers A new survey polled bored moms, and it shows that 42 percent of them suffer from “Pinterest stress,” the inability to successfully recreate the strawberry shortcake greek yogurt popsicles and homemade quilted Christmas ornaments that were pinned to their “Crafty as Hell” Pinterest boards. Symptoms of the terrifying neuroses include “staying up until 3 a.m….
Accuser Pleaded Guilty to False Rape Claim and Wasting Time by Josh Guckert During a train ride from Glasgow to Blantyre in 2012, Karen Farmer had sex with a man on their first date. After the man ran away from her once they got off the train at his stop, she told officers that the man had…
By: Laura Meyers It was a conspiracy all along. Hitler’s not dead! He just moved to the city and took the midnight train going anywhere but Auschwitz. Imgur posted, “Just a normal guy, working nein to five…” On a related note… this cat also looks like Adolf Hitler.
By: Laura Meyers A 20 carat golden nugget, weighing around 18.1 grams with an estimated value of £10,000 was discovered, and almost thrown back into the Scottish river, by Canadian panning enthusiasts Gerard “John” Godfrey and Leon Kirk. “Leon was telling me how to look out for hematite, the red colored mineral which is often…