The Democrats Blew It! Comedy Central’s prized jewel, John Stewart took aim at Obamacare after the government shutdown. He says all Democrats had to do to regain political footing was “a mildly competent implementation” of the health care policy they’d been touting for three years, and somehow they managed to screw it up. Stewart crushes…
Divine Intervention? EVANSVILLE, IN – When he’s not saving souls, Pastor Carl Sanders is saving lives. He says he only wanted a Gatorade when he stopped at the Dollar General, but on this day… he would be summoned to a higher calling. Sanders entered the store and witnessed a man robbing the store clerk with…
Obama’s Credibility Death Spiral The President of the United States Barack Obama is calling in the big guns to help fix his struggling website, Healthcare.gov. Consumer Reports has issued a statement advising its readers to stay away “for at least another month if you can.” Struggling to maintain control of the situation, and promising a…
Big Government Destroying America Great news today from Capitol Hill, where our Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has finally acquiesced to testify in front of our duly elected representatives. It appears that they do indeed work for us occasionally. She will likely be called into account for the dramatic failure of…
Man On Video Drooling in Vehicle Causes Wreck, Escapes On Foot ATLANTA, GA – The hunt is on for a man who appeared to be ill or suffering the side effects of a mind-altering substance. He was videotaped slumped over in his truck when a traffic attendant came to check on him. A local news…
Schools Claim Wide Leeway for Restraining Special Needs Kids ABC News filed a special report that featured the stories of special needs children who are brutally restrained in their school environments. Schools believe they need a range of tactics and leeway to deal with autistic children who “act out”. Some of the tactics include receiving…
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal…” Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) introduced a bill today that would make sure that congress is unable to write bills that would provide themselves from exemptions on legislation they write to cover the American people. The bill is a full constitutional amendment, and…
Schools Stepping Up Terror Drills On Kids Anorak.com is reporting on series of raids that have been occurring with increasing frequency across the United States. Schools across the country have taken to running drills where gunmen invade schools, terrify students and teach them a damn good lesson… fear of government. A school in North Carolina…
It’s all fun and games until someone winds up dead. QUEENS, NY – The Federal Bureau of Investigation has announced that it will be investigating incidents at LaGuardia airport that involved lasers being pointed at airplane pilots during their approaches to land. The FBI is seeking information about two separate incidents where the cockpits of…
Cemetery Doesn’t Want SpongeBob Statues CINCINNATI, OHIO – Kimberly Walker was a 28-year-old Army sergeant who was a great fan of everything SpongeBob SquarePants. When she was tragically murdered, her family wanted to give her a memorial that they thought she would have appreciated. So they spent $26,000 on two 6′ tall, 4′ wide SpongeBob…