7. They’re “liberal.”
Libertarian boyfriends put the “class” in “classical liberal.” Laissez-faire. As you wish, princess. Libertarian boyfriends are probably not going to judge you for your vices, in fact we’ll probably indulge in them ourselves. If you wanted a strong man with a soft heart, libertarian boyfriends are the way to go. Are you a bleeding-heart type? Get a libertarian boyfriend.