7 Reasons Libertarians Make The Perfect Boyfriends

by Austin Petersen

2. Libertines.

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Sweethearts on the streets, but bastards in bed. Libertarian men tend to eschew puritanical values of traditional sexual interactions. Libertarians boys are hardy, handsy, and hairy (if that’s your thing). Bearded, naked libertarian men with huge muscles climbing all over you… and your friend (if that’s your thing). We know how to deal if you like it rough. We know what to do if you like it soft. There’s nothing sexier than a man who turns on a little jazz, turns the lights down low, hands you your drink or drug of choice and says “Why don’t we get drunk and screw?”

Or he doesn’t ask, because that’s how you like it.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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