7 Reasons Libertarians Make The Perfect Boyfriends

by Austin Petersen

3. Guns & Self Defense

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What’s hotter than a man with big guns? And we know how to use them. Men who know how to use a gun are incredibly hot. How would you feel if you saw your man teaching your son how to field strip a rifle, while teaching him the importance of “trigger control.” Wouldn’t that set your triggers off? Well you’re going to need a libertarian boyfriend first, before you get a libertarian husband to give you libertarian babies. So go get one. Ask on the first date… Not “Do you own a gun,” but: “How many guns do you have?” His response to that question will tell you whether you have a new libertarian boyfriend.

Also, you may not be hot on guns, but when someone’s breaking into your house, and your libertarian boyfriend grabs his gun and heads for the hallway, you’re going to think he looks 10x hotter than you’ve ever seen him. He probably also knows karate, or served in the military. Libertarian boys know how to protect their girlfriends, if necessary.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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