7 Reasons Libertarians Make The Perfect Boyfriends

7 Reasons Libertarians Make The Perfect Boyfriends

3. Guns & Self Defense

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What’s hotter than a man with big guns? And we know how to use them. Men who know how to use a gun are incredibly hot. How would you feel if you saw your man teaching your son how to field strip a rifle, while teaching him the importance of “trigger control.” Wouldn’t that set your triggers off? Well you’re going to need a libertarian boyfriend first, before you get a libertarian husband to give you libertarian babies. So go get one. Ask on the first date… Not “Do you own a gun,” but: “How many guns do you have?” His response to that question will tell you whether you have a new libertarian boyfriend.

Also, you may not be hot on guns, but when someone’s breaking into your house, and your libertarian boyfriend grabs his gun and heads for the hallway, you’re going to think he looks 10x hotter than you’ve ever seen him. He probably also knows karate, or served in the military. Libertarian boys know how to protect their girlfriends, if necessary.

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