7 Reasons Libertarians Make The Perfect Boyfriends

4. Security

Society could collapse at any moment, but your libertarian boyfriend don’t care. He don’t give a shit. He’s got 6 weeks of wet food, 12 weeks of dry, a backup hand-cranked generator, 1000 rounds of ammunition, guns, 6 weeks worth of wine and whiskey, and a bag of gold coins.  If society ever had to start over, you want a libertarian boyfriend.

Or if society doesn’t collapse he’ll at least have a job, his own car, and his own place.

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