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Obama Supporters Sign Petition to Nuke Russia
By: Laura Meyers Mark Dice is at it again. Equipped with an Obama shirt and clipboard, Dice persuades beachgoers in San Diego to sign a petition to nuke Russia in order to maintain America’s superpower. “Launching a pre-emptive nuclear strike against Russia is one of the only things we can do to maintain our superiority,…
Twitter User Turns Classic Vegas Sign Into an Anti-Hillary Avatar; Gets Legal Threat
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: by Micah J. Fleck This is an odd yet humorous story reported by the Los Angeles Times: Vegas Vic hewed close to the strong, silent cowboy types with little regard for a mess of extra words. He’d wave, all friendly-like, to city folk wandering down Fremont Street, and the wink…
Police Discover Handgun Hidden in Man’s Butt
People sometimes go through great lengths to to conceal drugs and weapons. Last week a suspect in Golden Meadow, Louisiana made headlines with his bizarre method of conceal carry. It’s not clear whether this was his walk around method of carrying or simply as a last minute effort…
Beto Drops Out of Race, Vows to Retrieve Guns Lost in Boating Accidents
After months of campaigning, Robert Francis O’Rourke has dropped out of the race for President. When asked why, he responded with, “My campaign really just wasn’t on the up and up, so I have decided to take my efforts and go completely under. Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under to be exact.” When asked to clarify, Beto said…
So Long, and Thanks for All the Judges – Part 2
This is part two of a two-part series serving as a post-mortem on the presidency of Donald Trump. Thank you for coming back for more punishment. Last week’s piece is here. This is divided into three sections: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Last week, we talked about the good of the Trump presidency…
Ironic: Russian man shot in debate over Kant’s “Critique of Pure Reason”
They didn’t adhere to objective morality! The AP is reporting that a Russian man was shot when a philosophical debate over Kant’s “Critique of Pure Reason” devolved into violence. Police in Rostov-on Don said two young men were discussing Kant’s ethics when they decided to throw both ethics AND reason out the window and go…


